So... what did we learn?
First things first... at no point of the movie are the dead referred to as zombies. What?! yep... they are called ghouls. We considered a blog about ghouls, but TEAMKILLGHOULS didn't have a good ring to it.
LOCATION - The setting is in a farmhouse some 200 miles from Pittsburgh. They never really mention what state they are in, but the assumption is that they are somewhere in Pennsylvania. According to the news reports that they are watching, the entire "eastern third of the country" is infected.
ZOMBIE CHARACTERISTICS - These aren't the slowest zombies that I've seen, but according to the news reports, a local sheriff refers to them as "slow moving". They also appear to be quite smart. In several scenes, the dead pick up items like rocks and sticks to bash windows and try to break down doors. An interesting trait was that they do not like bright light. The
HOW TO KILL THEM - The first reports from the radio and TV suggested that you had to burn them. Later, Sheriff McClelland tells the viewing audience that a bullet through the head or blunt head trauma will do the trick. But even after he shoots them, he burns the bodies for good measure.
SURVIVAL TIPS - There are three that come to mind.
1) If you have a Winchester 30-30, use it to shoot zombies in the head. Stop wasting ammo on countless body shots. And for Pete's sake, stop dropping it!
2) Board up the windows! Three 1x6 boards does not constitute boarding up windows. If the zombies can simply reach through and pull you out... you deserve it.
3) Most importantly... when your rescue arrives... IDENTIFY YOURSELF! "Don't shoot! I'm a not a zombie"... that should work fine.
THE OUTBREAK, CAN IT HAPPEN? - The outbreak was caused by a NASA space probe returning from Venus. It was believed that the probe was contaminated with high levels of radiation from Venus and when the probe exploded in the Earth's atmosphere, the radiation which fell to earth caused some sort of human mutation. Bites from these mutated ghouls would kill their victims, only to have the dead reanimate within minutes.
I'm not really sure if Venusian radiation would have this effect on humans. I'm also not sure if it wouldn't. But, I remember when I was a young boy watching the moon landings in the late 60's. When the astronauts would return to earth, they were quickly whisked away to be placed in quarantine. Why? Was NASA concerned with Lunar radiation or exposure to the Van Allen radiation belt? Maybe. Did you see Buzz Aldrin on Dancing With the Stars?... talk about a zombie!
Nicely done sir!
ReplyDeleteWill you be doing a weekly ZMR?
Thanks Chazzer! I have more reviews planned but I don't want to commit to a weekly post. Who do you think I am... Dan?
ReplyDeleteMy next ZMR will be on "Dawn of the Dead".
Hahaha okay okay, twice a month maybe? Looking forward to you talking on zombies for Dawn of the Dead!
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